Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Of burning, cocks and omelelettes

So, my eyes are burning. Though I wish I could explain this burning with a few good clichés (like: “they're burning with desire” or “they're burning with unfaltering idealism” or “they're burning 'cause grandpa just asked me to re-light his pipe seven hundred and twenty-two times”), I just can't.
They are actually burning because I spent the entire day, correcting junior high kids' tests.
But, fear not. Such a burning does not necessarily require flaming, horned, outcasts from above or South-Parkian gay Husseins. In fact, there were a few wicked results of this burning that made it quite a pleasant burning, indeed.
One student, for example, wrote:

“I am good at frying. I can fry everyday in the sky. Noguchi is my friend. He likes frying too.”

And another:

“I am a good student. I like study. I am also a good cock. I like cocking very much. I often make omuraisu (omelette with rice). My families likes it very much.”

And:

“Are you study yesterday did he doing?”

What did I tell ya?! You just can't beat this eye-burn with a stick! …Or, a flying pan!

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