Monday, December 18, 2006

Laziness Begets Winning Google Searches that behave like Splog Without the Ads

Ok. It’s time to fess up.

I’m a pathetic, slacking blogger these days.

I admit it.

The last time I tried to post, I went to edit my silly words and lost them all to the Ether’s Ministry of Editing (which is no small feat, as the Ether’s editors couldn’t really give a spotted owl’s stool what parades naked with genital Big Mac acne around Blogspot…).

But, anyway, excuses aside, I’ve got to post something...

So, I’ll very unoriginally post some of my favorite winning google searches that recently landed unsuspecting surfers here, at Up the Creek Without a Platypus:

anaconda toilet box torture, genital protection hockey, spanked tomatoes, aardvark leprosy, Well Hello there Mister sneaky pants, sex with a cigar, Demolition Derby Tercel, burnt eyelashes, cantaloupe bong, Waterbed icepick, elephant unchi, bible coderackers, platypus love, funny and sexy breast check up, ABDUCTION FANTASY, columbian insurgency anal, camping schlong, age old people sneezing, schlong restaurant, Enormous Testicles, pink platypus, Sexy platypus, Alligator candy, Abduction fantasy, Clitorism is Us, sand like silth, suicide witness, sunnyside up spanking, pee under trees, raccoon dog testicles, minotaur slayed, baby salad fornication, deadliest ant, genital protection bareback riding, rancid song test wake up, how to masturbate without waking up partner

I have to say my favorite is "Columbian insurgency anal"... Though..., on second thought..., "spanked tomatoes" and "age old people sneezing" run a tight competition...

Well…, what can I say? I hope they found what they were looking for.

8 comments:

dingobear said...

-c, haha!

That's an incredible array of Google searches ... speaks highly of the broad and diverse range of subject matter posted here on Up the Creek, I think ...

And I'll admit that "aadvark leprosy", "cantaloupe bong" and "funny and sexy breast check up" were me. What can I say? I was curious!

-c said...

dingobear- I would have pinned you for the "funny and sexy breast check up" search, but "cantaloupe bong" too?! Oh, say such savage, lowlife subjects don't intrigue you! :)

dingobear said...

I'm embarrassed to admit that I landed on your blog just now by Google searching "cantaloupe bong" again. -c, I can't stop!

Don't look at me - I'm so ashamed!

Cap'n Rich said...

-c, I believe that I'm the only one in the asylum that understands you except for this guy with a cantloupe bong in his lips.

I think you would like it here. Maybe you could get a corner cell with two windows. After you get used to the moaning and screaming day and night maybe you could teach us some grammar or something.

Dingobear might like it here too. :)

You have my blog URL wrong and I don't know how to correct it. My correct one is http//misskittycatphysicist.blogspot.com I think. Blogging is how I ended up in here.

Nico said...

I was actually most intrigued by the sexy platypus...

Frustrated Writer said...

I found you when I was looking up information about platypus loving with leprosy ladened aardvarks and I must say, I haven't been disappointed yet.

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