Thursday, June 14, 2007

On Dust, Welcoming, and Paris Hilton

I’d rather read about dust accumulation on unused dildos.
I’d rather read about moth ball replacements in old farts’ closets.
I’d rather read about the international distribution of pocket lint.

I’d rather read about almost anything, really….

Anything but Paris Hilton.

But damn if I didn’t just get a great giggle out of reading my good friend’s post about the very subject! Check it out at his first virgin blog:

Grog Fog Blog

(Sending a big Blogosphere Welcome to Scotts, my hilariously entertaining, long-time Japan-residing, amazing photograph-taking, thought-inspiring, brilliantly blathering brother in Hawaii! May your days of Bloghood be plentiful, and may you save me from reading many a dildo dust story!)


frustrated writer said...

I totally agree! Let's read about something beside the blonde wormhole of American society whose vacuum consumes everything intelligible in sight. Sigh.

dingobear said...

heehee, that Paris Hilton is a slut.

L said...

I will have to check it out :)

Cap'n Rich said...

Well, I never...

It just so happens that I love Paris Hilton.

I don't believe for a minute ANY of those slanderous stories about her or the ridiculous charges that she was driving under the influence. She's never driven her self home alone from a party in her entire life.

I was driving the Mercedes that night and I don't have a license. She just took the blame to protect me. That's the kind of person she is.

All of those tears were for me because she found out I was married.

I'll see you when you get out of the slammer, Paris baby. Niki too, I hope! Dingobear, I've said too much....

frustrated writer said...

Looking for a platypussian fix... so when is the next post?