Friday, May 20, 2005

"And a Virgin Mary for the puppy.."

Wait...
Was there REALLY a rodent-Dog in a green t-shirt, running a slalom course around the glasses on the bar of our local watering hole last night??
...?
yup, yup...

There really was!

The strangest thing about it was that no one found it even slightly aberrational. We were passing the puppy (though I secretly suspect he was really an under-cover ferret in dog's clothing) around, singing lullabies and speaking baby-talk to him. I think, with a little suggestive nudging, I could land another, lucrative, part time, conversational-education job. Afterall, no Japanese sausage-dog is too young to start learning English!

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