Sunday, July 09, 2006

First "Hmmm....s"

I, once, semi-accidentally walked into a "Snack Bar" in Japan and, upon immediate observation of the chatty, paid girls in fabric-lacking tops and hemmed-to-the-hyena-howl skirts, I drew my impressions of what the establishment embodied.
I thought it had to be another pay-for-company escort service-based business, marketing to high-paid, lonely (most-probably-married) salary men. I thought it was just another 'please-the-Money-with-prospects-of-pussy' kind of place.
But then, after many an evening, I finally met the owners, got to know them, their kids and their grandchildren, and eventually realised that there was far more to the business than just that...
The family wasn't making money off of simply night-capping pine cones...; they were making green bills off of--

...well, honestly, I still don't know...

But.., my point is that you can never know fully what is going on in a certain place based solely on your initial, intuitive responses.

First impressions should seldom be relied upon to accurately reflect what will come to exemplify the way you will know a place over time.

BUT..., they (1st impressions) can certainly illustrate significant milestones in evolving perceptions...
So..., before I forget what reflex-like responses Seattle has inspired in me, I present:

My First Impressions of Seattle (... First REgressions to come later...):

1)Damn, there are a lot of white people here. (*disclaimer: yes, I'm white too:))

2)Wow, it's outstandingly beautiful here. (*disclaimer: yes, I'm outstandingly beautiful too)

3)Man, everyone and their dog's pet-sitter's hampster has a tattoo. (*disclaimer: no, I have not yet artistically branded myself)

4)Since when does a single split second of the sun peaking out from behind the clouds constitute a heat wave? (*disclaimer: I'm used to having scalding, near-fatal, humid temperatures help ignite my barbeque)

5)Green, good. Trees, good. Parks with winding trails, very good. (*Disclaimer: unecessarry)

6)Wow, people are pretty relaxed here-- As mentioned in the previous post, they lack the bundles of splintery chopsticks up the butt found in so many other modern Arsch-concaves of modern metropolises ( ... or is it metropoli? metropoloose?--Anyway, *disclaimer: again, unecessarry)

7)People really covet their coffee here. (*disclaimer: I've coffeed a coveter before, but... that's not something I advertise on the internet...hahr.hahr.)

8)Public transportation is pretty good in this city (*disclaimer: not always. Yesterday, our awesome, environmentally-friendly, veggie-run bus broke down on us. Mister E said that's what happens when you let Maize run the maze. I'm still not so condemning yet, though...)

9)This is an awesome location, beautiful environment, good people

(*disclaimer: but, damn!, there are a lot of white people...).

----Far more impressions and experiences of Seattle to come soon. ----

(*Current News: inflatable mattress-residing, bus-pass-toting, museum ticket-reusing, used book store leach on the loose in the Pacific northwest tries a local pale ale and demonstrates-- charades-style-- how hoppy she thinks the brew is.)

9 comments:

Philbrick said...

I think that living in Seattle makes people more pale than living in LA. It's a climate thing. Pay close attention to their hair: it might be mushrooms.

Long_Division said...

The whitest place I've ever been is Sedona, Arizona, where they covet vortexes.

dingobear said...

-c, I didn't think it was possible but Seattle might have actually made you even funnier.

Haha, you white folk are allll right.

L said...

there is more coffee per square inch in Seattle than anywhere else in the world. Don't bother looking that statistic up, as I've only just made it up :)

-c said...

philbrick- The hair, the limbs, the lifestyle... it makes me wonder how identical twins, raised under mulch would turn out...

long division- wow, Sedona's a place I have to get to one day then!, for I'll take a vortex over a suburban cinemaplex any day!

dingobear- aww, thanks! We IZ alll right, ain't we?

L- I wouldn't doubt your made-up statistic. Just today, i say an entire 16 ounce double expresso that fell on the ground and covered at least a good 18 square inches!

Frustrated Writer said...

just confirmed my suspicion that I need to visit Seattle and soon... anyplace with that much coffee available, I must take a pilgrimage there to pay homage to the god of caffiene.

Cap'n Rich said...

Have you ever been to the mountains of NC? We harbor the highest mountain east of the Mississippi for one thing. Thanks for visiting my blog so regularly. You and Lisa are my only students.

kyokoshell said...

you're in seattle?? that's exciting! i just got back two two weeks in slovenia/croatia so i must catch up on your doings. how long are you there for? come back after i've moved to olympia!

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