Sunday, October 29, 2006

Diamond Voyeurs find Puff

Here I am, peering in through -c's window. A peeping Tom, if you will… Lady Godiva’s reincarnated voyeur…

Her boyfriend (-c’s, that is, not Lady Godiva’s) is out, working at the Bodies Exhibit.

She has no T.V.

Her stereo is turned off.

And, she is…, Oh My Lord!...

She is fixing a cup of tea.

And, now, sweet Madre de Maria!, she is solving for the slope of two given graph points on the back of a Trader Joe’s receipt!

(The absolutely heinous and shocking obscenity of it all!)

Wait!—now she has discarded her tired receipt and is scribbling lesson plan notes on post-its inside an ESL textbook!

(What crude and immodest acts of disgust!)

And… hold on… could it be??!!

She is googling something…

I can’t exactly make out what she has typed in…., but I can see that it has something to do with swollen eyelids, past-continuous conversational topics and WIRED magazine subscriptions…

Oh well…, no nude, dish-washing going on here…

Time to move on to the next window…

(If you only knew how many duds we voyeurs come across in search of gems!)

7 comments:

dingobear said...

Sometimes I like to dishwash in the nude. It's win-win: the dishes get washed and somebody else gets a show. I like win-win.

I've never been, but I hear the Bodies Exhibit is, ummm, some eye-popping stuff. I wonder when they're coming to town?

Frustrated Writer said...

i've have done some dishwashing in the nude and really was a bit disappointed no one noticed. You would think at a fine resteraunt someone would've...sigh.

-c said...

dingobear- Have to admit... I'm now waiting for a win-win situation to appear on your simulated reality show. And, the Bodies Exhibit, yeah. This is how it was described to me: "If you've seen fetuses in jars before, you probably won't get nauseous." Now, that's a raving art review!

frustrated- ha ha!I suppose we all have to work a little harder to get noticed these days.

Cap'n Rich said...

Hey Tom! Look into my window for instant therapy. Your peeping will be cured forever!

Cap'n Rich said...

-c baby, sweetie,

Thanks for your input on my last post.

I didn't intend to post that crazy draft and I couldn't figure anyway to correct it but to delete the entire blog.

I created a new blog entitled 'Dr. Miss Kitty, Cat Physicist' but apparently I don't know the proper address to link to it.

Can you help me, cutie, darling, love? xxxxxx

kyokoshell said...

solving for the slope of two??? that's so hot

hope you had a great halloween!

-c said...

cap'n rich- Tom agrees. He looked through your window. He's decided to quit his job.
On another note, your latest "chapter" is super funny! Did you know it is National Novel Writing Month? You might be a few days behind but... (http://www.nanowrimo.org/)

kyokoshell- Give me any two points on a graph, and I can now be hot any time i feel like it! (Man.., I'd forgotten how fun math was!)