Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Erection Day Sigh

There are no keys on this laptop that can accurately express the long sigh of ecstatic relief/hope/pride I am feeling and exhaling right now for my country.

(Perhaps, if I were more versed in the young email-cum-text message language of LOLs and OMGs, I could illustrate it with a few semicolons and closing parenthesis, a smattering of custom smiley faces or a long series of dashes, apostrophes and backslashes artistically arranged… but, alas…)

The only way I can describe this feeling is to compare it to the emotions I might feel if I had just learned that my beloved, younger brother (who had been a clown-costumed criminal, crack-burning crony for 19 years and a male-bride-ordering sexaholic with an affinity for building meth labs inside of National Parks) had just finished Rehab and now sported 10 months of sobriety notches on his belt.

Aaahh, yes…. the sincere pride, admiration, respect, hope and love for a dear brother who has moved his chemical drug factories out of the old-growth forests and into the new….

Happy Election Results Day!

12 comments:

dingobear said...

As a foreign national, I'm officially non-partisan whenever your country goes to the polls but I wish you a (post) Happy Election Results Day, nonetheless! Now if we could only find a way to get the Great Platypus into the Oval Office in 2008 ...

:D

Kitty Litter said...

YIPPEE!

NOW it's a safer world.

Stupid people get to vote again in 2 years.

I've actually seen many ads advising that it doesn't matter who you vote for; just vote.

Stupid, stupid, voters.

-c: 1/n sinX = 0; therefore 1 = siX. See it? Cute, eh?

Frustrated Writer said...

Unfortunately I have acquired a terminal disease called cynicism. I think elections just change the names, but down deep most are corrupted by the power. I know, I'm a bad little FW...

kingfelix said...

i look forward to being disappointed by new lawmakers

ted said...

Meet the new boss. Just the same as the old boss...



...won't get fooled again

Dunzo said...

I must be stupid because 1) I don't understand what your brother's rehab has to do with the victorious elections and 2) I didn't vote, did you?

[CAUTION, THIS COMMENT MAY BE DELETED BY -C FOR FEAR THAT I AM SLANDERING ONE OF HER OTHER LOVELY READERS. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM NOT SLANDERING ANY OF YOU. PEACE!]

Cap'n Rich said...

High c,

My cotton pickin' blog got all screwed up with this beta thingy so this is a test. Do you hear my high c note?

dingobear said...

Hey -c, this is also a test to see if I can still comment after Blogger duped me into going beta.

Dunzo said...

Yo, it sounds like blogger is doing some lame shit with this "beta" issue. Who of you have myspace profiles? There's a blog within those, did you know that? Perhaps we should dispense with the pen-names and step up and take some responsibility and ownership of our work...though you can just as easily create a pen-name profile on myspace too...hmmm, nevermind...

[CAUTION, THIS COMMENT MAY BE DELETED BY -C FOR FEAR THAT I AM SLANDERING ONE OF HER OTHER LOVELY READERS. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I AM NOT SLANDERING ANY OF YOU. PEACE!]

-c said...

dingobear- We're looking for dedicated individuals with excellent fund-raising capabilities to lead the Great Platypus Campaign. Care to submit an application? Also..., am glad beta blogger still let's you comment!

Kitty litter- I always knew 1 really equalled 6. Nice one! And, happy beta blogging to you!

frustrated- I've been diagnosed with the same disease before. Any excuse for a party, though...:)

kingfelix- ha! well, judging by the expectations we've been taught to have of our lawmakers, we probably won't be disappointed...:)

ted- I swear! It's almost safe to come back. Just a few more years!

dunzo- I can't really get into the Myspace thing, but I'm sure it rocks. I'll come read your blog there!

Nico said...

Happy Democratic democracy in the faking to you! Saw the news and thought of you, and then tried to figured out how you could get about to perverting it. I plan on using very short skirts and very low-cut tops...

-c said...

nico- I think that might just do the trick!